What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Jordan is pregant

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Anti Joke

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