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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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