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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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