- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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