- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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