- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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