- Anti Joke

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.