- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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