- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A woman walks into a bar.

your mama so old, shes dead.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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