- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

hers a joke... japanese people

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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