- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

hers a joke... japanese people

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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