There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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