- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

knock knock i have diarrhea

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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