Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Anti Joke

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