- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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