- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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