- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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