- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

knock knock i have diarrhea

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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