- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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