- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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