- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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