- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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