- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

knock knock i have diarrhea

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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