Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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A man did not like this site

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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