How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Roses are flowers.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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