What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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An man walks to a bra

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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