- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock Knock Who's there

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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