- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are flowers.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

You should read the Terms of Service.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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