- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Who invented apple? God

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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