- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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