- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Balls

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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