- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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