- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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