- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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