- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Women's rights

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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