knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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