Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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I went to work today....

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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one stop shop

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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