Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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