- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

The cream, it is coming

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

knock knock come in

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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