Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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