- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

what is 3+3= 8

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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