How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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