- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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