- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Killing your friend as a joke.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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