- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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