- Anti Joke

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ