- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Black people having a Job.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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