How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Whats green? The color green.

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hey hey apple

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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