- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??