How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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